Sep 11, 2008

AVA

Here's a bit from the Angels & Airwaves dvd on the breakup of Blink 182.

i don't eat pig... even with lipstick

It would appear that i don't even have to wait for the survey to close out. "Palin is a Bitch" is my new campaign. Holy fuckin' shite i think i may have understated the issue.

A message to all Americans: if you elect McCain/Palin our nation as a whole will legally qualify as mentally retarded. Actually that is a horrible put down to all the mentally retarded individuals out there. If the republicans are voted into office once again America's status as superpower will officially be over as we move into some kind of dark age.

Obama's not all that great a candidate but the McCain/Palin ticket makes him look brilliant. McCain is a completely out of touch, completely compromised, shell of a human being. Palin is a stupid bitch with two brain cells that are fighting. With someone as old as McCain on the ticket do Americans seriously want a white-trash, redneck who runs off at the mouth as a potential leader of our country?

Sure she may represent a large number of the idiots that live in this country but let's think about the job. Someone's got to pick up garbage, someone's got to pave the road, someone's got to drive cabs. If an idiot wants to take one of those on... OK. Worst case scenario there's no big problem. Someone's got to run our country, someone's got to communicate and sometimes negotiate with other countries, someone has to steer policy in this country. Do we want an idiot in that job? FUCK NO!

Our economy is at stake, our place in the world is at stake, and most importantly - our planet is at stake. i don't care what bullshit lies Americans want to tell themselves, drastic measures must be taken if we want to see our species survive passed 2 or 3 more generations. i cannot stress enough how absolutely useless Palin is. No, she is worse than useless. She is detrimental. That cocky arrogance (despite not actually having a cock) prevents all thought and logic from even entering the picture.

As a country America has become so completely addicted to watching reality tv and pro wrestling that when they watch politics they just want to see boisterous drama, chest pounding, and argumentative people. They don't care about storyline or substance. That is what politics in this country has become and Palin is the overcompensating and brashly shouting manager for her fighter.

This is the country that invented blues, jazz, rock, punk, and electronica. This is the country that invented the automobile, the skateboard, the airplane, and the light bulb. Why can't we fucking get our white house in order? Somebody please fucking explain how Palin can get on a presidential ticket. Please?

Sep 7, 2008

9 out of 10 hockey players don't want their mom at the game

It seems that Fall is the season most preferred by 1punkmonk readers. i'd have to agree. i'm ready to be slipping into out hooded sweatshirts, picking apples, and watching the leaves change color.

This week's survey is to decide the next campaign i will start. The O.U.P. (one unemotional punch) campaign has not taken off quite as well as i had hoped so i'm taking up a new cause. The choices are: "The Masses Are Asses" and "Palin is a Bitch".

Every time i leave the country i come to realize just how fuct the general population of America is. Not all, but a majority of the people of my/our country are exactly what our global stereotype

The other stems from trying to keep up with the presidential race. Every time i think about McCain's VP pick i just think "what the fuck?" Really? Her? Hillary may not have been the warmest person but she is quite intelligent, i feel that Palin just sets the whole movement of trying to get a female into the white house back at least a decade. It's as if the republican party is trying to sabotage both out country and women in general at the same time.

You decide... which campaign will i take up?