Where You Going?

Weeks now back from Japan and i'm still frustrated by the gigantic size of American cars. Out of shape older males who couldn't load a cord of firewood without having a heart attack are still driving around enormo-pickup trucks. Why... because that's what they've always driven. Excellent reasoning jack-off.

SUV stands for sport utility vehicle yet the number of owners who use them for neither sport nor utility means those of us who actually DO sports and activities in the beloved outdoors are making moral decisions to go without. While bottoming out the car many times camping and hiking this weekend (having guys in huge shiny SUV's tell me the road i had already come down was too rough to traverse) i was missing that ever so needed ground clearance.

Since my return to civilization i was reminded of the newest in automobile fads: posh neo-yuppie girls in their thirties selecting SUV's as there new accessory. Dye jobs, fake tans, big lensed sunglasses, surgically attached cell phones, and big shiny SUV's. Never camped, never seen a dirt road, never deposited bodily fluids in the great outdoors.

i guess they want more metal between them and whatever they hit while not paying attention due to distracting phone conversations. How about a lifetime supply of birth control pills as a mandatory accessory for these SUV's. Unfortunately babies are also one of our country's newest fads with baby-bumps being this summer's hot new look on the beach.

All this has driven me (pun intended) to my new, rock solid argument for these people who are wrongfully purchasing SUV's:
Once a year, on Thanksgiving Day, i eat too much. My stomach swells from all the food ingested and my pants feel a bit too snug. So, when purchasing pants, do i buy trousers that would fit me on Thanksgiving Day or do i buy pants that would fit me the other 364 days of the year? Of course you buy pants that fit the rest of the year, fuck-o! So when purchasing a vehicle why do people justify their decisions with that one day every other year they go skiing or that one day a year they tow the boat up to the cabin?

Stupidmutha... idiots make decisions that force other decisions onto those of us who actually DO think and take responsibility for our fellow hairless apes. If we don't take care of each other who the fuck will? Let's be a bit more thoughtful out there, alright? Thanks in advanced (for those of you who can read and know how to use the internet... so are probably not a complete idiot).

Also, feel from to administer an OUP to above mentioned idiots.

Pucker Up!

Ties are like kissing your sister, they leave you even more confused than you were before. Let's not have a tie for this week's survey please.

i couldn't think of anything good except that i need to see Clone Wars this week and still haven't seen Dark Knight a second time yet.

Well, i've got things to do in real life... later bitches!