Oh O!

According to the Tao Te PunkMonk there are seven signs of the end of human civilization. There have been recent reports that the third sign has occurred. Oprah is reported to be going vegan. Again, i can neither confirm nor deny this as fact but reputable sources are reporting such information.

So far we have: ...the devil ruling from behind the throne... (Cheney); ...a war with no end... (Iraq); and ...false gods suddenly begin to follow 'the way'... (Oprah)

i know i should be happy because of all the mindless women who follow her but i just find myself scared. If we witness the forth sign i'm going to start partying every day like it's 1999. For now i'll just pray.

Miss Understanding

When my wife invited me to sex in the city with some of her friends i said yes and got out the credit card to book a suite in Boston... you can imagine my disappointment when i realized that "Sex in the City" was a movie...