On The TP Tip

Grocery shopping at the end of this long Thanksgiving weekend i was faced with the dirty side of the holiday. The toilet paper isle was in shambles. It was almost completely sold out and the few rolls remaining were violently scattered across the multi layered shelving like mobile homes after a tornado has touched down. They were wildly out of place, many tipped over, others ripped open.

While most of us enjoyed time off of work, our poor plumbing was kicking it into overdrive. Do the municipal sewer workers have to come in for overtime to keep things functioning during this holiday of gratuitous mastication?

Let It Snow

Well, Thanksgiving is thankfully over. Did your cousin get a nose-job too? It seems like the majority of you enjoy the family arguments.

We now must look ahead to the future... not floating skateboards ahead McFly, just forward to winter. This week's survey is, of course, to the right. What do you like doing in the snow?