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Despite what your mom, little league coach, or ex-lover may have told you - you are not important. The world does not need your approval and the truth does not need you to believe it. Just because you were the seventh person to comment after an online article from your local newspaper does not mean anyone gives a shite about your opinion. Also, just because it is your opinion does not mean it is a fact.

No one has to prove to you that Osama Bin Laden is dead. The people who kill people for a living know he is dead. The people who match DNA for a living know he is dead. Professionals are called professionals because they know what they are doing. When someone knows more than you do about something you need to accept that they know what the fuck they are doing and that they do not need to try and convince your ignorant ass what they know to be true.

Osama is dead. Obama is an American. We landed on the moon. Climate Change is happening. Dinosaurs and humans never co-existed. Evolution is reality. Just because you are not convinced does not mean that things are not true, it just means that you are an idiot.

We have beautiful pictures of the Earth yet there are still people who believe the Earth is flat because the Bible says so. Why would any rational person think that showing a gruesome picture of a shot Bin Laden would end the battle cries of the denier morons? The facts have never stood in their way before so why should we stoop to their level and publicly release the pictures?

Maybe he is hiding in Area 51 with Elvis. Stop eating retard-sandwiches.