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why should i have to pretend
to be happy when a cop hands me a ticket?

why should i have to pretend
that i have ANY respect for my boss?

why should i have to pretend
that i don't like to swear?

why should i have to pretend
that i am not horny 90% of the time?

why should i have to pretend
that weed is bad but beer is good?

why should i have to pretend
that adulthood is any less fucked-up than childhood?

why should i have to pretend
that you are not an asshole?

why should i have to pretend
that i don't like to make-pretend anymore?