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ode to new hampshire
white trash capital of the world

where 80's metal reigns supreme
and there are big bangs on every girl

feel free to yell out the car window
at anyone not like yourself

the state where bud light and slim jims
can be bought off any convenience store shelf

make sure to lock your car
because in new hampshire they still steal stereos

there is a huge aftermarket value particularly
for ones that fit in bitchin' camaroes

make sure to look as tough as you can
because that's what it takes to be a new hampshire man

live free or die in the granite state
where fireworks are legal but strippers only show their cans