Smells Like Burning

i am in full agreement with you pollers out there, burning witches should be the next energy source for our country. It's a renewable resource, it would cut down on our population problem, and witches are readily available in every region of this country, although Salem Massachusetts may have a surplus.

A few witches come to mind that might help get the ball rolling. Oprah could probably power much of Chicago for at least a week all on her own. Burn that queen of consumption's possessions along with her and you'd have enough power for the entire month. A FULL month mind you, not that wimpy, short little February. She has cast a spell on homemakers across the country who have lost free will and now must do whatever she says.

Celine Dion could help ol' Canada out, although her skinny corpse would not produce nearly as many BTU's of heat as Oprah's mega-calories. You have to be a witch to hit those unnatural high notes.

i personally would like to add Rachel Ray, whom has desecrated two of my favorite things with her annoyingly insincere smile, to the list. Her mug scares me every time i go to grab a Wheat Thins box and her posters and advertisements for Dunkin Donuts make me want to drive a screwdriver into my ear with a hammer. We all know that only witches can appear in multiple locations at once.

i am not sure where they shoot The View but whether it's New York or LA either could benefit from the power produced from that line-up. The list of witch-like characteristics of that cast are longer than i can list here.

Witches are an untapped resource that is plentiful here in the old US of A and could be our answer to both the climate crisis and self-dependence. Let us get that political ball rolling, for all of our futures (except for the witches).