It's time for an OUP (one unemotional punch) update. As you may or may not remember i am starting a campaign where it is OK to give someone a singular punch if they clearly deserve it and that's the end of that. No beating. Time served. Lesson Learned. Here's a few recent examples i have come across.
Any male with a mop-top haircut. Mullets make me laugh too hard to even think about punching and i have had so many hairstyles which have pissed one or more people off i thought it impossible to come up with a truly insulting haircut. i stand corrected. The 80's themselves couldn't even spawn such a ridiculous look. Most likely they won't see it coming with all that hair in their eyes.
Anyone wearing Crocs. They simultaneously saw "I am lazy", "I am unoriginal", and "I am an idiot". If they have any of those little accessories on them you are entitled to another punch.
Anyone wearing cowboy boots in a non-cowboy region of the country (like say, the Northeast). Yes, it appears that yellow is the new chocolate and cowboy boots are the new Uggs. Let's try to stop this one before it starts.
Anyone with preachy, non-consumer, non-status quo bumper stickers who also have an Apple sticker on their car. Are people really that easily dupped? A non-consumer consumer company? Come on now.
That's it for now. i'll post something more positive soon to balance this off. Don't worry.
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