Needing to lighten things up a bit after that last one i figured i'd put down some odd randomness.
Thank you to the recent fashion trend of plaid, old man golfer looking shorts. Not only does it make the mindless fashion following idiots stand out so we can see them coming, but now all the mall stores have something else to sell so the rest of us can have our cargo shorts look back.
Thong sandals still look stupid on guys. Right up there with the 'socks and sandals' combination.
Walking around and spitting anything into an empty soda bottle, whether it's tobacco or sunflower seed shells, is sooo white trash.
Yes, i fully realize that trying to keep harmful, unnatural things out of my house and the environment while getting tattoo artists to inject colored shit into my skin in various designs is a bit hypocritical.
Ah, fuck my left arm... it just keeps falling asleep anyway. How am i supposed to know when i'm having a heart attack if it goes numb all the time.
While i'm swearing anyway: 'fat-tits' is my current favorite put-downs.
There has got to be a connection between manic depression and allergies.
No, this is not a list.
i like deer, but i could live without their shit.
Love is a pretty cool thing. i recommend it.
The most recent 'Brand New' album is the most underrated album of this past year.
When should you use 'passed' and when should you use 'past'?
i need a snack...
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