i was called up from the reserves to play soccer tonight. i was taking a break because although i do enjoy soccer so, i was growing quite tired of unnecessary bruises and injuries caused not by soccer itself but by frustrated men who clearly either have small dicks or are not getting enough sex. Just plain stupid stuff that i have no room in my life for.
So as i was suiting up waiting for our game tonight (this time in a co-ed league which is significantly less violent than my usual men's league games) i saw a fight. Absolutely ridiculous. One guy tried to fight another guy who clearly wanted nothing to do with it. This didn't stop meathead #1 from swinging away anyway. When another player on the 'getting hit' guy's team came over to break it up, meathead #1 grabbed him and slammed him down onto the metal team benches.
The 'so dumb he's drooling on himself' manager/ref of the facility was so busy looking for teenage girls to flirt with that he did nothing to stop the fight or cool the situation afterwards. Jack-offs make it very difficult to enjoy sports of any kind.
Now that Bob Barker has retired i am going to create my own closing slogan for the imaginary game show in my mind: "Help control sport's related violence, have your overly aggressive male Neutered." Maybe it will catch on.
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