Another double D experience has got me thinking about two things: 1- i spend too much time at Dunkin' Donuts (a simple misplaced space bar hit can mean the difference between 'time at' and 'tim eat') 2- i've been meaning to do a summer fashion update.
i know i've said it before but i feel the need to remind the men out their that the word 'thong' should not describe any item in your wardrobe whether it be of the foot or of the arse. Come on now.
Next, utility belts have only worked for one man in history: Batman. Not even Robin could pull it off. Unless your name is Batman don't attach all kinds of shite like cellphones, pagers, mini-flashlights, etc to your belt. You look like a moron and i'm going to start calling you Robin and make you wear yellow tights.
You know those wireless, hands-free , wrap around the ear things... they are only mildly acceptable when you are actually talking to someone on them while driving. Walking around with them in your ear otherwise just makes you look like some pathetic wanna-be extra for another Star Trek spin-off. Walking around with them and talking on them makes you look like the homeless schizophrenic guy who takes my bottles on recycling day. Your choice really which one you prefer to look like.
Visors: unless you are a tall, female, beach volleyball player in a bikini or a greying retiree at the poker table of a casino you should never wear one of these.
Lastly, as a child i used to make fun of my mum for wearing sunglasses that took up half of her face (ironically while i myself was wearing socks pulled up to my knees). They still look idiotic, unless that's the look you're going for. Although ladies, if you want to wear tiny gym shorts resembling those i wore as a child i'm fine with that. i'm also fine with you trying to wear the shorts i currently have on. i'll try to make room.
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