What people think they need and what people actually need are two very different things. Recently it came to my attention that they make kitchen sink garbage disposals that automatically reverse direction when there is a jam to 'unclog' themselves. What the fuck are Americans putting down there kitchen sinks that require such a sophisticated and powerful disposal system?
All that comes to mind is the wood chipper scene from the movie "Fargo". i see some soccer mom with a red and white checkered apron on and perfectly shaped hair standing by the disposal switch with a foot sticking up out of the sink.
i could get into the environmental problems associated with putting many of the things people do into our sewage systems but i shall refrain. i don't want to end up chopped to pieces in some nutbag's kitchen sink.
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