Oh the sites! After watching a double-header soccer game this past weekend with beer sluts discussing match.com adventures, myspace pages, and ex-boyfriends 5 sections away during the first game followed by 8 year olds comparing cellphones throughout the second game i thought i had seen quite a bit. That was until i was out mowing the lawn Tuesday evening.
A 6 year old girl rolled buy on a razor scooter while talking on her cell phone. How metropolitan. A future car accident waiting to happen in 10+ years. Holy fuck!
What's wrong... really... what's wrong? What does a 6 year old (or 8 year olds) need a cell phone for? They shouldn't be anywhere without some sort of adult supervision anyway. And we wonder why we have to keep adding new area codes.
i recently heard of a new study where they looked at brainwaves and the effect that cell phones have on your brainwaves. They found that cellphones (and even earpieces) change the local brainwaves when you are talking on them. i can only image what they do to your reproductive organs as you keep them in your pocket, or wear them like an idiot on a belt holster.
Keep it up mutherfuckers... i can see the future lawsuits now.
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