Oh snow! Oh how i love snow. Recently snow has taken on a new role in my life: that of the teacher. Sometimes, however, we learn something that we cannot unlearn and wish we could forget it as soon as we learn it.
Walking around my snow covered world of recent i have now come to realize all the places that people let their dogs urinate. Holy shit! If you are not walking down the exact center of any given sidewalk of path you are most likely walking in dog piss.
Rather than spending all that time building a second bathroom upstairs i should have been plotting the location of every dog owner in town on a map so that every time i need to expel precious bodily fluids i can go to one of their houses (on a rotating basis) and urinate on their front steps. Think of all the money i would have saved. Let's see how they like it... son's of bitches...
Don't even get me started about dog shit. Picking it up in a plastic bag doesn't leave a clean, ecoli free surface shitheads!
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