The other day i saw two of the funniest things i have seen in a while, one in the town i work, the other in the town i live... you guess which occurred where. i apologize for the lack of pictures. If only i had one of those new fangled camera-phones or even a photographic memory (but where would i put the film?).
Number One: While driving i saw a blind man walking along the sidewalk. How did i know he was blind? He was wearing sunglasses and walking around with one of those long metal sticks that are red at the end waving in front of him. So one would assume.
Then, all of a sudden he looks up and waves to some friend driving by. There was no honk, no warning. He just looked up and waved... right on cue.
Maybe he had an amazing sense of smell. Either that or he was one of those short-distance blind people who just can't see things right in front of them
Number Two: Fresh from dropping off all those little school children comes a school bus, screeching around the corner with the bus driver gabbing away on her cell phone. And i thought those mini-van mom's were scary when on the phone.
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