Well, it's a new year and with that there are (of course) some things i would like to see changed. Maybe it's because i just came back from a hockey game, or maybe because everyone seems to be putting out their 2006 best/worst dressed lists but at this time i feel the need to discuss the fashion changes i would like to see. How useless of me.
1. The mop-top hair cuts. i am so done with seeing boys with shaggy hair. Grow it long or get some style. This feathered Farrah Faucet Charlie's angel's shit has got to go.
2. Sweat pants/suits. These aren't clothes so stop wearing them out in public like you've got some cool style. This is what people used to wear when physically active before they invented 'workout clothes'. No one needs to wear them any more. Much like spandex, so few people actually can pull off this look that they just shouldn't be made any more so that we don't have to see the rest of the population in them. Admit it, most people that wear 'sweats' just can't fit into regular clothes. Which brings me to...
3. PJ bottoms. No one wears pajamas to bed anymore so why have people started wearing pj bottoms out in public? Fucking lazy slobs.
4. Men in thong sandals. i know i've gone over this before, but before the weather warms back up this year can we agree to stop this silly cycle?
5. Ugg boots (or however you spell these ridiculous things). These are really like moon boots made out of fancier materials. We're all still making fun of moon boots so why do you think your suede version is any different? Really now, didn't these go out like 5 years ago anyway? Also, wearing big warm boots with the shortest skirts allowed by law makes no sense. It's like a visual oxy-MORON from the waist down.
i could go on and on but i have already wasted too much time on such a useless topic. i think i just killed a few braincells just writing this. Maybe these are actually good things. Maybe these are like social indicators so we know who's a moron and who isn't without having to talk or interact with them.
Maybe the fashioinistas have come up with some ingenious system of a new modern day scarlet letter to brand people without them even really knowing it. Maybe as they are sitting around chemically altered in the late hours of the night they come up with ridiculous things to sew to make the idiots of our society stand out. Maybe they keep trying to top one another.
Man, i can see the conversations now: "hey, even Walmart is selling those stupid furry moon boots i came up with 8 years ago... see if you can top that!" "Well hell, i just sewed up a valor sweat suit, lets see where that goes."
Maybe i've got the fashion thing all wrong. Maybe i've just been misinterpreting their cause. Maybe i should just spend my time doing more useful things.
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