It has recently been reported that Tom Cruise is the Jesus Christ of Scientology. My apologies to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and to Buddha and any other religious icon who has been wrongfully compared to an actor that slides across floors wearing sunglasses and no pants.
But wasn't Cruise in a movie with Christ once? No, wait... that was Jim Morison when he used to fly planes. Before the beard. Never mind.
If someone decides to hang Tom Cruise on a big wooden cross though, i may be inclined to poke him in the ribs with a spear. Just saying.
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