(another low-tech blog entry)
This entry goes out to 'the south' because i know how much southerners love soccer and people from 'the north'.
Tonight my soccer team lost... badly. i have NO desire to tattoo the final score across my chest so that i can forever celebrate that ill-fated, ill-conceived, poorly executed game. i would rather move on. i may even learn from the mistake. i just humbly shook the other team's hands and quietly went home.
On a similar note, stop with the confederate flag already. You lost... badly. Stop waiving around that redneck symbol of bigotry. Sticking that thing on the back of your pick-up truck and hanging it around your home just makes you look like even more of a jack-off.
Oh, and also... please stop having sex with your cousins.
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Elitist New Englander
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