*(Oh Yeah... Windows 98 and a tiny laptop screen. At least this old Gateway can get on the internet which is more than i can say for my other computer. My ideas have been piling up with no computer use so i'm making due here.)
In the name of the betterment of society i am calling for the legalization of unemotional violence. Maybe this is due to the fact that i am tired of skirt wearing sallies acting like idiots, or, more likely because i've gone like 4 months without being able to watch 'Fight Club'... but hear me out on this one and keep in mind i'm a vegetarian with a great respect for life.
When people are doing stupid shit that they shouldn't be doing, running off their mouth, or just overall acting like date-raping frat boys it should be the responsibility of those citizens around such person to put them back in check. i'm not talking beat-downs, assaults with weapons, or fits of rage. Legally, as a citizen of this land of the free, you should be allowed ONE PUNCH, just one... so long as you refrain from any type of emotional attachment to said situation.
Most of us have seen the rage in someone's eye as they lashed out on someone else. Once emotion has set in things easily escalate and get out of control (if there was any control to begin with). Horrible acts are possible when frustration or anger lead to physical violence. We are all capable of dangerous things in such situations, things we otherwise seem incapable of. This is what i want to prevent and avoid. We need to leave the emotion out of this.
Sometimes words are not enough. That's where the ONE UNEMOTIONAL PUNCH (O.U.P. from here on out... pronounced like soup without the 'S') comes in. Jackass in front of you in the express lane at the grocery store with a week's worth of groceries... BAM... OUP to the kidney. That fucker will think twice before doing that again in the near future.
Moronic, wanna-be thug with a crisp, clean, still tagged baseball hat barely sitting on the top of his head... OUP to the back of his empty cranium knocking that silly hat right off the top of his dome. You can't tell me people wouldn't cheer you on after that one.
Some ignorant, inbred son-of-a-bitch, still spouting out racist shit in this day and age... OUP just below the rib cage, directly hitting his diafram knocking the wind right out of that bastard. That would quiet him at least until he caught his breath again.
The social benefits are countless: people may actually start thinking about things before they do/say them; over-all stress levels decrease across the country resulting in lower blood pressure, less heart attacks, fewer heart prescriptions needed... resulting in cheaper health insurance rates; other countries and terrorists start thinking... 'those cats are fucked, i'm staying the hell away from them'; and an overall decrease in the 'Asshole Factor'.
At the very lest this would tuffen people up, and in this day and age of obesity and lawsuits, couldn't Americans use a little tuffening up?
Join the revolution: call your senators and ask that OUP's be put on this November's ballot!
1 comment:
Every punch I have ever made has been full of emotions, its hard to imagine a punch without emotion, thats what seperates us from them.
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