i want Andy Rooney's job. Once a week he gets to rant for a few minutes on national television. i, inspired by Jack Kerouac's prose writing style, spontaneously ejaculate my rants on a near daily basis. Imagine if i spent a whole week fine tuning and researching out my rants. What potential, what eloquent levels might i reach?
i realize i would have to curb some of the swearing but the once a week thing would give people a whole week to recover before being bombarded with another installment.
Now i don't always agree with Mr. Rooney (in fact i rarely do) but i do so enjoy that he gets to do what he does for a job. i don't expect people to always agree with me. That would be both scary and boring. i would, however, like to put in my application to work as a sub for him as he is getting up there in age and i'm sure he could use someone to fill in for him from time to time, for sick days, vacations, and all.
What do you say 60 Minutes?
(shit, almost made it through this whole entry without a spelling mistake, damn)
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