26th Hour

(#49 beeeyatches)

If you've read 'The Tain' (which you probably haven't even heard of) you know that the Irish love their lists. Being true to the blood in my veins, even if it is rusted, i have my own list today.

Things i am so fuckin' done with:

...slothful people that are so incredibly lazy they are becoming more and more obese. They do absolutely NOTHING, no effort, no drive, no movement at all. If you don't do ANYTHING you lose the right to complain. Useless piles of carbon.

...people who sue (not people named Sue). This country has become such a litigious nightmare you can't do anything without the worry of someone taking legal action against you. Suddenly every jack-off thinks they know their rights and will take you to court if they think there is any possibility that they could get something out of it. Earn your money! Quit looking for free-bees while ruining it for the rest of us as now there are warnings on bags to remind me that they are not toys and warnings on my coffee to remind me it's hot and could burn me. i sign a waver every time i leave the house just in case i try to sue myself.

...people who think their time is worth more than yours. You know these people. After you've been waiting in a long line and are finally next, a cashier opens up the lane beside you and says 'I'll help the next person in line' and those bastards that just got in line hop over into the new lane because the rest of us waiting in line are not as important. You should be allowed to punch then in the back of the head, just once.

...people who write blogs. Quit wasting your fucking time and go do something productive... no wait... hmmm... yeah i guess i'll still go with this one.

...people who can't do there jobs. The rest of us are constantly picking up the slack for these people and yet they never get fired. There are hundreds of people out there who would love these people's job and who could do it a thousand times better. Give someone else the chance.

...people who shouldn't have their driver's license. These people cause the rest of us to have to pay higher insurance rates. Even worse they WASTE OUR TIME out on the road. Causing congestion, accidents, hold-ups. This is time we will never get back. This is something you can't sue someone for (not that you should anyway, as mentioned above). Maybe there should be time-insurance to compensate you when your time has been wasted. No company could make money that way though.

...people that don't stand up for others. This could and will be an entry all to itself. If we don't stick up for one another no one else will. Bullies exist at all levels of life, they have no power if we stand together.

This has gone on long enough. i could go on but i'll leave that up to you. Feel free to add your own in the comments. Make as big a list as you like, i don't believe there is a limit on space.