"Let's Get Retarded"

Hey all,
i decided to make this one interactive for any and all (if any) of you that read this regularly. Taking advantage of the comments abilities we will play a little game. A song title game of free association. i will start with a song name, then you can comment the next song name that comes into your head, then the next person can comment on that, etc as many times as you'd like. For example: if i started with the winter-time classic "Baby It's Cold Outside" someone might comment their first thought of the band-aid wearing, phonetically challenged "It's Gettin' Hot in Here", and on and on. If no one reads this it will be a short game.

So Here's the start:
"The Son Never Shines (on closed doors)"